From Elon to Elizabeth: The 7 Seals of the 2022 Apocalypse
…from Heaven: Elves, Hobbits, and Mermaids, oh my! Middle Earth shook and sprung forth Black Elves and Black Hobbits. From the waters henceforth came a beautiful Black mermaid. And thus, the White boys cried aloud with their salty White tears: “Why doest you woketh ones ruin our imaginary worlds?” Thus, the fifth seal was brokeneth. 6. Sun, Moon, and Stars: Jeremy Clarkson is a racist This year we saw The Sun, a British tabloid that most likely pan…
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