Islam is back in the news, but this time in a good way. New York City is finally hosting the “1001 Inventions” exhibit. The film is narrated by crypto-Muslim–Jew Ben Kingsley, who is a Quaker famous for playing a Hindu, influenced by Jainism. I don’t think they could have chosen a better voiceover.
A Malaysian woman, Dr. Mazlan Othman, was in the news for speculation that she would become the official UN Ambassador to Extraterrestrial Life. Although false, the rumor caused some consternation as Othman is Muslim. Finally, a Vancouver astrophysicist, head of the Muhammad Institute for Space Science, wants to build a space-launch complex in Canada. All of these stories coming in close proximity to one another can only mean one thing: the stealth jihad to creep shari’ah into space is starting.
Following the mental gymnastics of one Minister Bradlee Dean, I will prove that Muslims are attempting to subvert not just the Constitution of the United States, but the natural order of the universe. They are trying put shari’ah in space. You see, if you believe that Muslims were once capable of great inventions, you might think that they have the ability to do it again. The placement of the exhibition in New York is no accident. It is a victory exhibit, to show the world how the Muslims were clever enough to secretly hide navigators on Columbus’ ships by allowing their empire in Spain to be destroyed. Now they can claim they discovered America. The plan is 500 years old. Anchor babies are only the back-up plan.
Now that Muslims are bringing shari’ah into America by advocating for equal rights for homosexuals, they are attempting to push it out into space. The supposed discovery of arsenic-based life forms is the trigger to activate the nefarious plan of Othman. She will seek to implement shari’ah by showing that women are not forced to be veiled and that girls can become hyper-educated. By planting the seeds of gender intellectual equality, shari’ah will come to our country, and then given to the Arses (my own name for those so-called new microbes) to be launched into space. They will bring alien lifeforms, who will be predisposed to shari’ah. When they communicate with Othman, we will be forced to submit by their greater power to shari’ah.
These Arses will be launched into space from British Columbia, Canada. The election of that shari’ah-loving mayor in Calgary will set the stage for the construction of a space-launch platform. Then Kang and Kodos will come to rule us like they were caliphs. We will be dhimmis to our alien masters unless we dissolve the UN, close down all scientific learning, and burn the museums to the ground. Then, we will have struck a blow against shari’ah.
