There Oughta be a Law…

Well… [long, pained look and a heavy sigh]

I just…

[resignation sets in]


A state senator in my state has filed a bill to make it illegal to sell food or products that contain aborted fetuses.

Is this about vaccines? Is this a backdoor attempt at setting a legal precedent that will later outlaw abortion? I have no idea. Nor, apparently, does State Senator Ralph Shortey:

“I don’t know if it is happening in Oklahoma, it may be, it may not be. What I am saying is that if it does happen then we are not going to allow it to manufacture here,” says Shortey


Well, I just don’t know what to say about this. But if this is what we do now—make every possibly-ookie-seeming thing illegal, whether or not it’s actually happening—then I would like a legislative effort to prevent anyone ever walking in on immediate family members in flagrante delicto, and I would like a law against soaring schmaltzy violins that give me migraines. Oh, heck, it’s probably just best to sponsor all-purpose legislation against Things That Are Bad. That should cover it.




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