Unclear Which Islamophobe Will Win GOP Nomination

While the Democratic Party in Iowa appears to be split down the middle after Bernie Sanders’ surprisingly strong showing, the picture on the Republican side of the aisle appears much more confusing. Iowa’s caucus reveals a party torn between competing agendas.

Here’s what we know so far:

THE WINNER
  • The guy who wanted to carpet bomb Muslims – 28%
RUNNERS UP
  • The guy who wanted to ban Muslims outright – 24%
  • The guy who denied Islamophobia is real (before and after the previous guy’s comments) – 23%
  • The guy who said a Muslim couldn’t be President because Islam isn’t a religion – 10%
  • The guy who stood up for Muslims but nevertheless said he didn’t want Muslim refugees –  3%
  • The guy who said he wouldn’t let in a 3-year-old Syrian Muslim refugee orphan – 2%